MBB when somebody gets hurt and they say, "I'm okay". We all know it hurt, cut the crap.

MBB when I go to the grocery store and all the products are fat free. I am not fat.

MBB when saran wrap (cling wrap) sticks to itself. Why can't they invent better saran wrap?

MBB when I spill my drink while taking a sip and everybody thinks I'm a retard.

MBB when I get stuck in traffic jams caused by stupid people getting into stupid accidents and then failing to move their car off a busy road.

MBB when I get tired when I'm swimming and my toes can't feel the bottom.

MBB when my ISP decides they want to throttle my internet speed.

MBB when Windows decides it wants to restart my computer after a Windows Update and leave me no choice but to postpone. If I don't react (like if I'm sleeping), then it goes ahead and restarts anyways.

MBB when Chef Ramsay acts like a boss. I'm the boss.

MBB when people driving Corvettes think they're driving Ferraris.

MBB when people think they're funny and they just don't get the hint when I stare at them without the slightest hint of a smile.

MBB when I try to claim this as a blog and it asks me to enter this code in a new post: 2sj6yak9d3

MBB when I play a beta version of a game only to release that all my hard work will go down the drain because they're wiping the accounts before going final.

MBB when the low fuel light comes on in my car. I hate filling gas because it costs me money and trouble. Why can't they make cars that run forever without fuel?

MBB when people think I'm lying when I'm giving them an excuse. Even if I am lying, they have no right to think that I am!

MBB when somebody argues with me over Windows vs. Apple or Linux. What they don't understand is that Windows is the best.

MBB when people add me on Facebook and I hate them.

MBB when my USB jack is loose and my computer keeps making annoying chimes to tell me that USB device is connected or not.

MBB when somebody borrows my computer and I come back to thousands of pop-ups installed.

MBB when I have to hold my fart because there are other people around me.

MBB when XHTML validation fails for stupid reasons even after I've been so damn careful.

MBB when I go on vacation and I feel that I could've enjoyed myself more at home.

MBB when the stupid search auto-complete shows who I really am to people using my computer.

MBB when my online girlfriend turns out to be a 9 year old boy.

MBB when I get my ass kicked by 9 year olds on Halo 3.

MBB when I can't remember that one word that I'm certain I know.

MBB when people think they have the right to whine and complain for no reason just because they're receiving the attention of customer service.

MBB when I argue with somebody and in the end, they were right.

MBB when I end up writing a lot of code and then there's an error and I have no idea what it could be.

MBB when an ugly person dumps me and that too for a stupid reason.

MBB when I'm on an airplane and I think it has been 8 hours but it has only been 4. The flight is 14 hours long.

MBB when I get pulled over for speeding when all I was doing was trying to keep up to speed with the rest of the traffic.

MBB when my fingers hurt from typing and I'm arguing with somebody on the Internet.

MBB when somebody records me on video when I tell them not to. And then they post it on Youtube.

MBB when I open the window and a breeze rolls in and I ...

MBB when I buy expensive blueberries from the grocery store only to realize later that they're soft and taste like water.

MBB when I get my cable bill and realize that I haven't even watched any cable because I've been too busy downloading and watching Youtube videos the whole month.

MBB when my Internet goes slow because somebody else in my house is downloading torrents.

MBB when people try to invent their own Internet meme and it's not funny. They don't understand that memes just happen and you can't just try to invent it.

MBB when restaurants serve me food that has obviously been microwaved. I can tell because the liquid parts are hot and the solid parts are cold.

MBB when a movie sequel sucks when the main movie was awesome.

MBB when I wait for a game to get released and it ends up sucking.

MBB when people don't tip. I'm getting paid minimum wage, and I have to cater to jerks all day. The least you can do is drop a dollar on the table. I have children and a baby-mama to take care of, here!

MBB when I go to a tourist destination and nobody speaks English! The first thing you should do if you're a tourism-related company is to hire people that speak English!

MBB when people expect me to give a tip. I'm already paying so much why should I give a tip on top of that? It's a business and I'm a customer. I don't understand this glorified forced charity we call a "tip".

MBB when someone spams up MBB. Im looking at you w13.

MBB when the writers ruin the end of a movie. I'm talking to you, writers of Hancock.

MBB when somebody ruins the ending of a movie for me.

MBB when somebody tells me to cut milk and I say, "I can't" and they say, "Freeze it, then cut it, fool!"

MBB when my computer freezes.

MBB when I get ripped off by foreign people.

MBB when I don't label my CDs and think I'll remember what they are but then I find them and can't remember what they are.

MBB when geeks try to use long words instead of common acronyms so they sound smart. They just sound stupid to me and I feel like smashing their teeth with my hammer.

MBB when I walk into a public toilet and somebody just finished stinking the whole place up.

MBB when I find a bug in my code after hours and it's something so simple.

MBB when I can't find the bug in my code.

MBB when I get charged for airtime on my mobile phone bill.

MBB when I call my bank and they sound cocky when I have very little money in my account and when they sound irritated and jealous when I have a lot of money in my account.

MBB when people say "no pun intended" as if they're really smart and unless they mention that we'll all be like, "Omfg no! A pun? Where?"

MBB when people ask me rhetorical questions. It's a waste of my time. Like when people say, "You obviously weren't thinking when you murdered Mr. Smith, were you?"

MBB when people think it is funny I look at Spongebob cartoons. I am not funny. Spongebob is.

MBB when I miss the bus by 10 seconds and the bus driver cares more about his schedule than me.

MBB when people IM me on MSN and they have nothing to talk about and all they're doing is saying Hi.

MBB when somebody walks away on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. The point of the game is to either win big or not win at all. Walking away is retarded.

MBB when people teabag me in Halo3 just because I teabagged them and not because they actually got me real bad.

MBB when someone tries to be funny and ends up sounding like a dumbass. As demonstrated below.

MBB when when you're at a beach/public place where so hot chick is undressing her child, why can't it be the other way around?!

MBB when Jeremy is MIA, Frogg Loses Zybez20 Episode 7, and W13 makes something cool like this and doesnt tell me :(

MBB when I wash my laundry, but forget to take things that are unfriendly with the washer like tissues and gum out of my pockets, which only results in making my clothes dirtier than they were before.

MBB when somebody tells me to cool down when they need to cool down.

MBB when the FedEx guy is lazy and doesn't deliver and instead marks it as, "not at home".

MBB when I pick my nose and I reach a good booger but then it escapes me and goes further up my nose and I can't reach it anymore.

MBB when i'm taking a nice, steaming hot shower, and right when i feel fresh and clean, i get a strong pang to take an immediate dump, while i'm still wet, and don't have time to dry myself

MBB when I'm having a meal and half way through it I have to go to the shitter.